How the fuck did we conduct business before the internet existed? Today was one of the longest days at work as the internet was down. No e-mail, no info, no mapquest, no surfing – what the fuck?! It was today that I realized the importance of internet in my life, whether it be for personal or professional reasons. I could not function productively at work, so I excused myself for an early lunch to give the internet geeks a chance to fix the damn problem.
I had lunch at Corner Bakery and just people watched; women in business clothing turn me the fuck on. There is something about a chick in a business suit that makes me want to rip off that front they put on (as if they are some high powered executive at a popular firm) and treat them like the undercover freak in the sheets that they are. I also notice how competitive they are when it comes to “accessorizing” as they try to one up each other—and for what? Most of these broads that come off as unapproachable are the ones I like to stay away from, because, my brothers, pussy is not high maintenance—stuck up bitches are. Remember this.
After enjoying some ice cream, I headed back to work feenin for some vise tight cunt. I looked at the women around my office and couldn’t help but stare at their titties and asses for the rest of the day. The internet was up and running again, but it was slow as fuck, so I still couldn’t get any damn work done; so I decided to tamper with the thermostat and turned up the heat to get any of the ladies wearing sweaters or coats to take them the hell off. It was “reveal your assets day” in the office.
When I got home, I fired up the laptop and went straight to Pinkandperfect.com. Jessica hypnotized me with her administrative-assistant-by-day-to-dirty-filthy-whore-by-night look. Every broad has a little bit of Jessica in em. They try to portray a lady in the streets, but when in between the sheets, the dirty, filthy whore comes out. They are ALL the same—fuckin sluts. And that’s why I love them so much…
Rachel Luv is a petite slut who loves to take a good dickin. Don’t let her small frame fool ya. Her pussy walls will hug your cock tightly. Cum and get some at FuckHerRight.com—your cock’ll point you in the right direction.
With football back on TV, I was invited by a friend to a Monday Night Football party yesterday. I usually like watching the game by myself so that I can analyze the games going on because I like to refer to myself as a “sports analyst” come football time – I bet on football games every weekend for the duration of the regular season into the playoffs. I like to watch other sports as well, but there’s something about the NFL that has me “investing” into my sports knowledge. And at season’s end, I always ended up on the positive side.
My buddy (the one throwing the party) is a bookie as his side job and he loves when football season comes around because he gets a good amount of pocket change at the end of every week from these lame squares who are chasing dreams of parlaying bets. I, myself, prefer to just bet on one team and ride that bet out – win or lose. Fuck winning three games out of four. I thought of becoming a bookie, but I didn’t want to lose friends over debt nor did I want to get cracked by any of them.
My “girlfriend” came along because she wanted to share my spirit. She barely knows the rules of football and is basically joining me to show any other bitches there that I’m not available. I fucked up by telling her that a couple of my friends’ significant others are known to flirt with me. Well, nah, I didn’t fuck up – I set it up that way to show these out of shape heffers how they should look like when they see the 18 year old. Granted, they may be a decade or two older than my “girlfriend”, but that doesn’t excuse them from using a fuckin treadmill.
During the two minute warning, the 18 year old whispered in my ear for me to join her in the bathroom for a quickie. That’s what I like about a young piece of ass – they like to sporadically take charge and initiate the sex going down. She deserved the FuckHerRight.com treatment, and I gave her the business; I sat her on the sink top and covered her mouth while drilling away at her vise tight cunt. After I felt her body tremble, I lowered her to her knees to finish what she started; that’s my girl…
Only dirty and nasty thoughts flow through this slut’s head, and with a PinkandPerfect.com pussy, your mega-me is in for a treat. Don’t fight your urges. She won’t bite, unless you want her to.
Melissa has the need to defy gravity as it turns her the fuck on. Are you man enough to cater towards her needs? On FuckHerRight.com, watch this slut go for the ride of her life and if your nice, maybe she’ll sit shotgun—on your ride.
The wetter the better is the PinkandPefect.com motto, so bring your birthday suit and join in the action. Shower this undercover skank with your “love”. Are you cumming or what?
This lady may not be young anymore but she still loves to get bent over and spanked like a young babe. She loves having her rump abused while she plays with her hooters and rubs her clit. See this man treat her like a dirty whore - right here.
